So I remember how excited we were to book our trip to Hedonism II. We'd never been to Jamaica before and we were completely brand new to swinging, so we were really looking forward to it.
Now first off, the rooms at Hedonism are very outdated. (Although they are under new ownership, and we've heard that the rooms are being upgraded.) So don't go to Hedonsim if you're looking for luxury accommodations. Honestly though you're only going to be in your room to sleep and have sex.
The resort has a clothing side, and a nude side. The great thing about Hedonism is that people of all shapes, sizes, and races will be there so there's no need to feel self-conscious. If you think you're too big to be walking around nude, just trust me you'll run across somebody who's even bigger. Plus with all the free alcohol flowing nobody cares anyway.
So I remember us going to the nude pool for the first time. I think we had this idea that people would just be groping each other and having sex all over the place, but it wasn't like that at all. If there's one thing about swingers, I find that they are some of the nicest people you'll ever run across. How can you be mean if you're willing to be naked around complete strangers? There are all types of people that go to Hedo. There are those who just want to be around naked people, there are husbands that like watching their wives with other guys, and there are wives who get turned on watching their husband with another women. Some single people will usually be there as well.
Because we were new to swinging, we had this misconception that we would just sit back, and everyone would just be approaching us asking if we wanted to fuck. So we were a little bewildered when no one was approaching us at all. We kinda figured out that we were weren't really giving off that "swinger vibe" since we were just hanging around with each other and not really being outwardly friendly. It was also a little strange for us because it was like learning how to date all over again. How do I approach somebody I'm interested in? How do I know if they want to have sex or not? Then to compound the fact, we were worried that the other one of us would get mad if we started taking to somebody we were attracted to.
Soon we opened up and started talking to a couple in the nude pool. While we were talking, the woman started stroking my dick under the water. After the couple left, I was faced with a dilemma. Do I tell my wife about it and risk her getting mad, or do I just keep it to myself? Remember we were completely brand new to it all, so we didn't really know how to react in certain situations. I ended up telling my wife about it, and she was fine with it. But then later that week I was going to the pool bar to get a drink and I started chatting with a woman. My dick started getting hard because the woman was rubbing up against me, so I had to wait awhile before walking out of the pool over to the hot tub area. Wife wasn't happy with "some ugly woman" being able to get me hard. Why do women think that our dicks are connected to an on/off switch and we can turn off our erections on cue? Anyway...that's another topic for another day....
So we were still kinda baffled that we weren't really getting approached, and my wife even commented to another couple, "No one will fuck us!". Kinda funny looking back at it now, because we could've been having sex the whole time if we were willing to come out of our shells and talk to more people. That first couple we talked to, we ended hooking up with them. Not because we were particularly attracted to them but because we just wanted our swinger virginity taken and they were nice people.
Even though we no longer swing, we definitely will go back because it was so much fun. It's great not having to worry about packing a bunch of clothes for a vacation either. If you decide to go, here are a few tips to have the most fun.
1. Guys, carry condoms at ALL times. Even if you're in the nude pool completely naked, put some condoms in your towel or something. You NEVER know when a female will want to hook up, and the last thing you want is to not have any condoms handy.
2. Get a room on the nude side. Most of the fun happens on the nude side. Also if you're looking to hook up, you don't want to have to take your willing fuck buddy all the way to the other side of the resort to get to your room. You know how fickle women are. If they want to have sex, they want it NOW, not 15 mins from now. Yes the nude side is more expensive, but it's worth it since that's where everybody hangs out.
3. Stay up late. A lot of the naughty action takes place after midnight in the nude pool, which we seemed to keep missing. One night a woman was on a table in the pool and people would spin her around. Whoever her pussy landed in front of went down on her. Fun times.
4. Ladies, if one of the locals asks if you want some "Jamaican Lobster", they mean dick. Be careful about going somewhere off the resort with a stranger because they may not drop you back off at the resort. This happened to a woman, and she ended up having to walk a few miles back to the resort.
5. If you're a couple, discuss what is and isn't okay BEFORE you go. We should've done this, and we would've had way more fun if we weren't wondering if it was okay to approach somebody. For people who are new to swinging, Hedonism II is the perfect place to get your feet wet because everybody is friendly and approachable. Also, you never have to see any of the people again in case you are worried about your spouse becoming attached to someone.
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