Thursday, July 10, 2014

Threesome Surprise




So for my birthday, we planned on spending the day at the nude beach, then having a cookout at house with a few people.   Little did I know, that my wife was going to surprise me with a threesome also.   My wife had a family member pass away, so we had to reschedule my birthday celebration.    No big deal right?

Wrong.   The single female who was going to help give me the threesome has decided to work things out with ex, so she's now off the market.  It took my wife a whole year to decide to give me another one to make up for what she did, and our friend was the only single female that she really trusts.   Ain't that a bitch???    Sometimes you just can't win for losing.....LMAO.    I think I give up on ever getting another threesome, it's just not meant to be.

  

Insanity Final Results





I'll keep this short and sweet.  Here are my final Insanity results.  I'm pretty happy with my results, but I'm motivated to lose at least another 20 lbs.   I've now moved on and have started doing Tapout XT workouts. I've gone down two full pant sizes, and my confidence is through the roof.   Also as before, I'm starting to notice more women looking in my direction since I've lost some weight and have toned up, and my wife has noticed women looking at me as well.  

Fit Test 1                                                                      Fit Test 5

Weight:   253                                                                Weight:  233

Switch Kicks:     43                                                       Switch Kicks:   70

Power Jacks:      40                                                       Power Jacks:    65

Power Knees:     70                                                      Power Knees:    110

Power Jumps:     16                                                      Power Jumps:     43

Globe Jumps:      7                                                        Globe Jumps:      9

Suicide Jumps:    7                                                        Suicide Jumps:    15

Pushup Jacks:     21                                                      Pushup Jacks:     40

Low Plank Obl:  17                                                      Low Plank Obl:   50