First Visit to a Swingers Club: Part II

A few weeks after we did the tour of Club Sesso in Portland, we finally got up the nerve to actually plan a night to go there.   I was nervous as hell while we were getting ready, and I probably had to go to the bathroom like 4 times before we finally got in the car.    I don't know if my wife was nervous or not because she didn't show any signs of it.  We'd been talking about things for a few months at that point, and we were open to the idea of doing a soft swap with a couple if we ever happened to be in that situation.  My wife just wasn't ready to watch me have sex with another woman, and that was understandable.

We pulled into the parking garage, and I actually thought a few times about just turning around and going home.  We took a deep breath and we went in.   We got there around 9pm and there weren't many people there yet.  We chose this particular night to go because the door fee was 1/2 off for couples arriving before 10pm.  We sat at the bar for awhile.    We were still complete newbies to swinging at this point, so we thought all we had to do was just sit down and wait for people to proposition us...LOL.  We probably sat at the bar for about an hour and besides me saying hello to a few people, no one approached us with any conversation except for the bartenders.   Since we were newbies, we apparently weren't giving off the "Come and fuck us" vibe, plus we can both be a little shy in situations where we don't know anyone.    What was funny though is as soon as I went to the bathroom and left my wife alone at the bar, this single guy tried to hit on her.   I know what kinda place it is and all, but that's one of the reasons why single guys get such a bad rap in the swinger world.   A smart single guy would've tried chatting with BOTH of us, instead of being a coward and waiting for me to disappear....but oh well...

By 10:30pm more people started coming in, and we checked out the couples lounge.  We found an empty bed and starting making out on it, and eventually got naked.  It was a major turn-on watching all of the couples have sex, and knowing they were watching us as well.  Upstairs there is an "orgy bar" with a really big bed, so I wanted to check that out.  I was expecting more action as there was only one couple on the big bed having sex, and about 5 single guys watching.  There was one older guy just walking around with his dick hanging out, like he was just waiting for some random woman to come up and grab it.  Some of the upstairs rooms were occupied with the door closed so we couldn't watch.   We were told that the orgy bar really heats up for Gang Bang night, so we should come back then.  We went back downstairs and had some more fun of our own.  We left the door in our room open so people could watch.  Nothing like taking your wife doggy-style with a bunch of people watching.

When we left that night, we both were a little disappointed but we couldn't quite place our finger on why we felt that way.  I think we both had kinda built the place up in our head so we had these high expectations that couldn't be matched.  Some of it probably was us being so shy and not making an effort to try and talk to people.

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We've gone back a few times since.  I'd say the most fun we've had is when Ron Jeremy throws his annual birthday party there.   The last time Dennis Hof (owner of the Bunny Ranch in Nevada) was there, and both he and Ron signed my wife's tits.   We also have a picture of one of the girls at the Bunny Ranch licking my wife's nipple.   We also got to watch these two couples putting on a show on the same bed, and it ended up with both guys having anal sex with the other guy's spouse, and both women squirted everywhere.   Damn that was awesome!

After a while though, we kinda felt like it would probably be easier to throw our own parties so we haven't been back for a little over a year.    I would definitely recommend paying a visit though if you're ever in the area.

First Visit to a Swingers Club: Part I

We live in the Pacific Northwest, and we're known for having the largest number of strip clubs per capita in the United States.  As a side note, we also have the lowest number of churches per capita, so I guess the two go hand in hand.  We also have quite a few swinger clubs in the area as well.  At this point, we weren't wanting to have sex with other people, but we loved the idea of watching others and being watched.

We visited this one well-known swingers club in the area and did a tour.  After the tour, my wife kinda felt like the place looked like a "flop house" (whore house) so we didn't purchase a membership.  There was also a LOT of single males there that night, and I didn't see any single females.  I thought it looked okay, but you know how we men are.  We'll have sex on a cardboard box and not care.

Fast forward a few months, and we heard about this new club that just opened, and we decided to go on a tour.  The person who led us around was very friendly, and she showed us and another couple what the club had to offer.  She mentioned the club was in the process of getting its liquor license, which was a huge plus for us.  She told us that a lot of people just come there to watch others, and there's never any pressure to play.  They have different theme nights, and later that night when the club opens it will be "Gangbang night", and they will let in more single males than usual.   On most nights they limit the number of single guys to just 10, so that was another huge plus for me.

They have a couples area that is only for couples and females.  We liked the fact that they had a dance floor, and it was upscale looking.  The Couples Lounge featured a lot of beds, separated by sheer red curtains.  This was certainly better looking than the previous place we saw, and all of the rooms upstairs were connected to each other, and you could close the door or leave it open so others can watch.

We also liked the fact that they have security walking around, so if anyone is being overly aggressive or creeping you out, you can just alert one of the security guards.  The entrance fee and membership fees were kind of pricey compared to the other club, but it was definitely more upscale.  They even offer a free hot buffet (they have a chef) included with the entry fee.  We didn't stay around that night, but we took the plunge and purchased a membership.

It took a few weeks for us to finally get up the nerve to go back for a night of fun.....

The Last Temptation

So those of you who read my blog know what we are "recovering swingers".    I say recovering because there are sometimes where I feel like I miss some parts of it, and even though my wife won't admit it, I know at times she does too.   Swinging didn't work for us, but we still like hanging around swingers because most swingers are non-judgmental and very open-minded.

So we went to a Superbowl party thrown by one of our female swinger friends.  Let's just call the woman Sandy.    To give you a little background on Sandy, it's a female that we were supposed to have a threesome with.   I've only had one threesome in my life so I was pumped about the idea of getting a second one.   Then everything came out about the cheating, so we cancelled the threesome with her.   Now about a month before all of this went down, we attended this Sandy's 20 year anniversary party at this bar that's known to be a swinger hangout.  My wife overheard Sandy saying that her pussy was tight, and my wife told me to check it out.   So in the bar I slid my hand up under her skirt and sure enough...super tight pussy.   Sandy had always dreamed of getting double penetration from two black guys, so myself and another gentleman were supposed to grant her fantasy that night, but things didn't work out.

So anyway, fast forward to the Superbowl and Sandy is now separated from her husband and is dating a new guy who's at the Superbowl party as well.  Even though the TV was up pretty loud, I thought I heard the faint sounds of sex.   I thought I must be imagining things so I paid it no mind.  Then I heard some soft moaning and looked around the apartment.  Sure enough Sandy and her boyfriend were not in the living room, but they were in the bedroom with their door open.  I looked at one of the other guests and she says "Yes, they're fucking".

So I'm sitting there thinking that I wanted to get up and watch.   But nobody else got up to go watch so I sat there.  Few more minutes went by and I thought about getting up again, but I thought my wife might get upset so I just sat there watching TV.   Funny thing is after the party was over and we were back home, my wife confessed that she wanted to get up and watch too, but didn't want to feel like she was being creepy by being the only one to watch.

Looks like my wife and I need to work on our communication skills....LOL.