Tuesday, June 25, 2013

Women and Kids



In this day and age, if you're in your mid 20's or 30's most of the women you are trying to date will have kids.   Now understand there is nothing inherently wrong with dating a woman who has kids.  Do understand  however, that the life of a step parent isn't going to be like an episode of The Brady Brunch.    Marriages where step kids are involved are almost twice as likely to fail than most "normal" marriages.    I'm not here to preach about whether you should or should not date someone with kids, because there are plenty of other resources out there that discuss this issue.   I'm going to approach this from an entirely different angle.

Now most women who have kids aren't going to have a tremendous amount of free time.  There's soccer practice, dance lessons, band practice, and hundreds of other activities which will eat up your prospective date's time.    So lets say you start dating a women with kids.    Things are going great, as she has plenty of time to go on dates with you, watch TV, and all the other things two people who are dating should be doing. You start thinking to yourself that this is awesome, because of course she's giving you all the pussy you can handle.   One question you should be asking yourself:

Where the fuck is her kid?

See most guys are so happy that they're finally getting some steady pussy this question never crosses their mind.  If you've been dating a girl with a kid for a few months and it seems like she always has time to meet up with you, or is always at your house riding you like a rodeo cowboy, there's something wrong with this picture.   Seriously wrong.   As a matter of fact this should be a huge red flag.    How is it that she has all this free time to spend with you when she has a kid to raise?   Once again, I know what you're thinking.   You're thinking you've got this sex goddess that's giving you more pink taco than you've had in a long while, why should you care where her kid is?   I'll tell you why.

First off, if she's spending all of that time with you, then that means somebody else is having to raise her kid.   It could be her parents, grandparents, another relative or friend....but the bottom line is that somebody else is stuck taking care of HER kid while she's rolling around the sheets with you.  This shows a tremendous lack of responsibility on her part.   This lack of responsibility usually manifests itself in other ways too.   The women who are too irresponsible to take care of their child are the same ones who are too irresponsible to keep a job for any longer than a few months, are always behind on their rent, and they're always broke.  

I know.  I know.   You love getting a constant supply of booty, so here's the part where you'll make excuses for her.  "The father has custody of the kids, that's why she doesn't have them often."    I'm about to burst that bubble too.    We all know that the court system in most countries will side with the female parent when it comes to custody of the kids.    Unless a mom walks into court with a needle hanging from her arm while she smokes a joint, it's pretty much a forgone conclusion on who is going to win a custody battle.   So in other words, you pretty much have to be an absolute asshole of a mom in order for a judge to award custody to a father.  Even then the dad's chances of winning are slim.    So if you're dating a woman and her ex has custody of her child, you can pretty much guarantee she is a piece of shit lowlife, or she wanted nothing to do with her kids in the first place.


Still don't care you say?   Let me throw this at you.    What if you get her pregnant?    Who do you think will be taking care of that kid once it's born?    (If you don't know the answer to this question, I suggest you go take a look in the bathroom mirror.)   That's right, you will be stuck raising that kid.    She will have moved on to the next chump while you're stuck at home changing diapers.     She'll be out wasting her money on nightclubs and having fun while you're trying to figure out how you're going to afford daycare.    No do you get the picture?

If a woman has a kid and she doesn't have custody or is able to meet you for a date at a moments notice....

Run.

Just Run.

Run as fast as you can away from that loser because you don't want anything to do with a mom who doesn't care about providing for her kids.  


2 comments:

  1. Funniest entry yet, Mr. Keith. I have a lot of experience when it comes to dating single moms (most of them are great mothers and only give me the "constant supply of booty" once they get to know me and once the kids are secure..lol). Hopefully this entry will benefit nice guys as well as the ladies out there who are not stepping up in the motherhood department....because if they don't...someone will and it is usually those you mentioned like the aunties, big mammas, and the nice guys...lol. Also, it is important to reiterate Mr. Keith's point that the gooood nana you get from a slacking single mother can cloud the minds of all those concerned...lol. Be warned.

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    1. This is true. If there is one thing that can cloud a man's mind from rational thinking, it is pussy. It's hard for most men to be able to take a step back and look at the big picture

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