Back on the Swingset

So the wife and I created our AFF (adultfriendfinder) profile this week.   Surprisingly (well, not really) the majority of the people on there are the same people who were on there two years ago.

Obviously, the single guys are still dumb and illiterate.  Even though it clearly states "No Single Guys" on our profile, the majority of the flirts and messages we get are from guys.  It's no wonder single guys get such a bad rep on swinger sites.    We've also recently discussed wanting to meet more couples, and we're open to the idea of doing a soft swap with the right couple.    Most of the single females I see on there are the same flakes from before.    I don't really think we'll end up meeting a female on the website, but I guess it's worth a shot.

I'm thinking we'll probably end up going to the swinger clubs again to find a female, but hopefully we can meet some cool couples as well.   We just have to be very careful this time to not let it mess up our marriage.
  

Unicorn Strategy: The Hunt For Pink

My wife and I went for a walk yesterday.    She surprised and said she'd been thinking about how we're going to find our single female.    She said she was thinking we should create another profile on adultfriendfinder to find someone.   Create the profile just long enough for us to find someone, have the threesome, then delete the profile.   She also said we can start going to some meet and greets, and she's also open to the idea of it being someone we already know, and she specifically mentioned the female that contacted me last week.

I'm open for all of that, but if it's a female that we already know it needs to be someone we both really like.   I did give my wife's phone number to the female that contacted me and my wife offered to meet her for drinks, so maybe they'll get along well enough to broach the subject.   As far as adultfriendfinder goes, I just hope we don't run across a bunch of flaky females like we did the last time.   I also hope some of the couples we used to play with that wrote us off don't try to contact us either.   Don't know if we'll have too much luck at the meet and greets, as most of the women we run into aren't our type.   Perhaps we'll go buy another membership at the swingers club and start visiting more often.  At this point, it's exciting to see that she's willing to do whatever it takes to find our unicorn.

Ahhhh, the thrill of the hunt.

Eyes Wide Shut

So we went and checked out New Horizons this weekend.  It's a private property that also doubles as a place to host weddings.   Before we went in, my wife looked at me and said "If its just a bunch of older guys and their cute wives, promise we can leave after the tour.   Just so we're both on the same page."   I agreed and we headed in.

It was a pretty big place, almost 30,000 square feet.   They were serving appetizers upstairs before the tour started so went and grabbed a few bites.  There were a group of people sitting in one area upstairs.  Being in the Pacific Northwest you usually don't run into too many black females in the lifestyle, but there was a pretty light-skinned woman sitting with them.   We didn't want to just sit down with them and intrude on their conversation, so we sat kinda near them.   We had told ourselves we would be more sociable than usual, so my wife did join in with one part of the conversation, but the group didn't really seem that interested in talking to us.  Oh well.

By the time we did the tour, there were probably about 10 other couples on the tour as well.   There were some cute women, and there was another interracial couple there that definitely caught our eye.   Most of the couples seemed to be in their 40's and 50's as expected.    The place was very big, with lots of play areas and two hot tubs.   The hot tubs looked like they needed some updating though.  During some parts of the tour, I noticed the female half of the interracial couple making eye contact with me.    I smiled in her direction a few times.    Her guy that she was with was handsome, and I'm sure my wife wouldn't have minded hooking up with him if we were still into full swapping.

After the tour we went back downstairs, and more members were starting to come into the club.   Seemed like a good mix of people.   I thought it about it.    I guess for the price ($80 for an "out of area" membership, plus $125 entry fee for the night) I expected a lot more.    I think I was expecting some incredible upscale place like in "Eyes Wide Shut" or something.   The more I kept thinking about it, $200+ is a lot to spend for one night of fun.  All of their parties are usually $125 a night, plus if we came back in the future, we would have to pay an extra $40 for the "out of area" fee.   Plus it's like a 3.5 hour drive just to get there, so we also paid for a hotel room for the night.   In the end I just couldn't justify spending that amount of money just to watch and be watched.  For that amount of money we could buy a 3 month membership to Club Sesso and attend two parties.

As we were leaving, we saw this GORGEOUS interracial couple driving around looking for a place to park.  I waved them down to let them know we were leaving so they could have our spot.    The woman said hello to me.   She was so good-looking that it damn near made me want to go back and stay for the night.   Even my wife said she was a perfect 10.   Oh well, perhaps another weekend.

First Visit to a Swingers Club: Part II

A few weeks after we did the tour of Club Sesso in Portland, we finally got up the nerve to actually plan a night to go there.   I was nervous as hell while we were getting ready, and I probably had to go to the bathroom like 4 times before we finally got in the car.    I don't know if my wife was nervous or not because she didn't show any signs of it.  We'd been talking about things for a few months at that point, and we were open to the idea of doing a soft swap with a couple if we ever happened to be in that situation.  My wife just wasn't ready to watch me have sex with another woman, and that was understandable.

We pulled into the parking garage, and I actually thought a few times about just turning around and going home.  We took a deep breath and we went in.   We got there around 9pm and there weren't many people there yet.  We chose this particular night to go because the door fee was 1/2 off for couples arriving before 10pm.  We sat at the bar for awhile.    We were still complete newbies to swinging at this point, so we thought all we had to do was just sit down and wait for people to proposition us...LOL.  We probably sat at the bar for about an hour and besides me saying hello to a few people, no one approached us with any conversation except for the bartenders.   Since we were newbies, we apparently weren't giving off the "Come and fuck us" vibe, plus we can both be a little shy in situations where we don't know anyone.    What was funny though is as soon as I went to the bathroom and left my wife alone at the bar, this single guy tried to hit on her.   I know what kinda place it is and all, but that's one of the reasons why single guys get such a bad rap in the swinger world.   A smart single guy would've tried chatting with BOTH of us, instead of being a coward and waiting for me to disappear....but oh well...

By 10:30pm more people started coming in, and we checked out the couples lounge.  We found an empty bed and starting making out on it, and eventually got naked.  It was a major turn-on watching all of the couples have sex, and knowing they were watching us as well.  Upstairs there is an "orgy bar" with a really big bed, so I wanted to check that out.  I was expecting more action as there was only one couple on the big bed having sex, and about 5 single guys watching.  There was one older guy just walking around with his dick hanging out, like he was just waiting for some random woman to come up and grab it.  Some of the upstairs rooms were occupied with the door closed so we couldn't watch.   We were told that the orgy bar really heats up for Gang Bang night, so we should come back then.  We went back downstairs and had some more fun of our own.  We left the door in our room open so people could watch.  Nothing like taking your wife doggy-style with a bunch of people watching.

When we left that night, we both were a little disappointed but we couldn't quite place our finger on why we felt that way.  I think we both had kinda built the place up in our head so we had these high expectations that couldn't be matched.  Some of it probably was us being so shy and not making an effort to try and talk to people.

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We've gone back a few times since.  I'd say the most fun we've had is when Ron Jeremy throws his annual birthday party there.   The last time Dennis Hof (owner of the Bunny Ranch in Nevada) was there, and both he and Ron signed my wife's tits.   We also have a picture of one of the girls at the Bunny Ranch licking my wife's nipple.   We also got to watch these two couples putting on a show on the same bed, and it ended up with both guys having anal sex with the other guy's spouse, and both women squirted everywhere.   Damn that was awesome!

After a while though, we kinda felt like it would probably be easier to throw our own parties so we haven't been back for a little over a year.    I would definitely recommend paying a visit though if you're ever in the area.

First Visit to a Swingers Club: Part I

We live in the Pacific Northwest, and we're known for having the largest number of strip clubs per capita in the United States.  As a side note, we also have the lowest number of churches per capita, so I guess the two go hand in hand.  We also have quite a few swinger clubs in the area as well.  At this point, we weren't wanting to have sex with other people, but we loved the idea of watching others and being watched.

We visited this one well-known swingers club in the area and did a tour.  After the tour, my wife kinda felt like the place looked like a "flop house" (whore house) so we didn't purchase a membership.  There was also a LOT of single males there that night, and I didn't see any single females.  I thought it looked okay, but you know how we men are.  We'll have sex on a cardboard box and not care.

Fast forward a few months, and we heard about this new club that just opened, and we decided to go on a tour.  The person who led us around was very friendly, and she showed us and another couple what the club had to offer.  She mentioned the club was in the process of getting its liquor license, which was a huge plus for us.  She told us that a lot of people just come there to watch others, and there's never any pressure to play.  They have different theme nights, and later that night when the club opens it will be "Gangbang night", and they will let in more single males than usual.   On most nights they limit the number of single guys to just 10, so that was another huge plus for me.

They have a couples area that is only for couples and females.  We liked the fact that they had a dance floor, and it was upscale looking.  The Couples Lounge featured a lot of beds, separated by sheer red curtains.  This was certainly better looking than the previous place we saw, and all of the rooms upstairs were connected to each other, and you could close the door or leave it open so others can watch.

We also liked the fact that they have security walking around, so if anyone is being overly aggressive or creeping you out, you can just alert one of the security guards.  The entrance fee and membership fees were kind of pricey compared to the other club, but it was definitely more upscale.  They even offer a free hot buffet (they have a chef) included with the entry fee.  We didn't stay around that night, but we took the plunge and purchased a membership.

It took a few weeks for us to finally get up the nerve to go back for a night of fun.....