Tuesday, August 12, 2014

Mak Nuk Village Review (Clothing Optional)



The wife and I are always interested in checking out new clothing-optional/swinger resorts.   In my opinion, there's nothing like being able to walk around naked and everyone else is naked too.   It also means a lot less hassle when trying to pack your luggage.   Also, we don't want to hear other people's screaming kids when we're on vacation so nude resorts are great for that.   We hadn't had a true vacation in two years, so this summer we checked out Mak Nuk Village in Tulum, Mexico.

It's a small but beautiful resort.   Being pretty new, all of the rooms are in excellent condition.   This isn't your typical hotel room, as the rooms are actually condos that have owners but are rented out.   We stayed in a 1 bedroom condo that had a full kitchen, living room, and a full sized refrigerator.   The condo we stayed in seemed like it was about 1000 sq ft in size.    The floors were nicely tiled (Travertine I think) and we stayed in a swim-up suite.    There were gigantic sliding glass doors leading out to the pool.   Pro Tip:  If you're staying for more than 3 days, pay the extra and go with the 1 bedroom condo, not the studio suite.     

As nice as the rooms were, I really...REALLY want to give this place 5 stars...but I just can't.   Granted the rooms are 5 star, I'll give them that.   You'll fly into Cancun, and it's about an hour and a half drive to the Tulum area of Mexico.    When we booked our reservation with the resort, we also paid extra for round trip transportation to and from the resort.     Pro Tip:   If you've never flown into Cancun before, when exiting the airport ignore EVERYONE who is offering you transportation.   They are ALL timeshare people trying to suck you in.   They will lie and tell you anything to get you to stop by your booth.    The first one who approached us asked what transportation company we were using.  We told them, and they directed us to a particular guy.   Of course as soon as he pulled out a map I knew he was trying to bullshit us, and we walked away.   Another "official" looking person approached us and pointed to a particular guy, and said this was the guy from our transportation company.   Again another attempt at a timeshare.   If you've booked private transportation, the guy will be waiting for OUTSIDE the airport and will have a sign with your name on it.

When we arrived, there were only two other couples staying there, and one of the couples left the next morning.    So for three days there was only one other couple there, and then for our last three days we literally were the only couple there.   It made for a relaxing time, but to be honest some days we got a little bored and wished there were people to talk to.  So if you're looking for a fun week, I would suggest going on a week where there is a lifestyle takeover or a special event.  You may also want to book a 1/2 day tour (we went snorkeling in a cenote, also went to the Mayan ruins)    Also because of this, there was no free shuttle to take us to their nude beach.    

One complaint is the beach owned by the resort is like 40 minutes away, and they said there is literally nothing there at that beach so we'd have to bring our own drinks and food.   Also since no one was hardly there at the resort, there was no cook or anything so we had to fend for ourselves for meals.  You can buy a weeks worth of food at the supermarket for about $100.  Our room was only $160 a night, so I won't complain about this much.  One of the days we took a taxi to a different resort so we could use their beach.  Most resorts will charge you $10 a chair if you are not a guest, but they will serve you drinks and food.  Usually with most of them if you order food and a few drinks they won't bother you about paying for the chairs. 

One knock on the resort is that it's on a dark, isolated street.   You'll have to walk a few blocks before you finally get on the main road where there are places to eat, and vendors.    Just make sure you plan accordingly so you aren't walking back down that road in the pitch dark.   I'm a guy who can handle myself in a fight, but I was nervous walking back to the resort with my wife because it's so dark, and thick bushes and trees are on each side of the street.   I would honestly suggest renting a car because of this, and also the supermarket is about a 30 minute walk.  Otherwise you'll want to get the manager to call a taxi for you.

Another knock on the resort is they have no cable or satellite TV.   They do have free WiFi and they have Apple TV.    Apple TV doesn't do any good though unless you already have a subscription to Netflix, Hulu, etc.    Granted if there had been more people at the resort to interact with, we probably wouldn't have been in the room that much.    I ended up doing a free month trial of Netflix just so we'd have something to watch.  Also the tap water is not drinkable, so it can be a little bit of a hassle to brush your teeth.    The water and ice from the fridge come from bottled water, so that's safe.

I hate to say it, but the resort had an ant problem as well.     The other couple told us there were a lot of ants in their room when they checked in, and they made the maintenance staff spray for ants.   We didn't see any when we checked in so we didn't really think about it.   Then one evening we left a plate of cookies on the kitchen counter and left for a few hours to go shopping for souvenirs.   When we came back, there were tons of ants everywhere, and there was a long line of ants coming in from the next room.   Took us a while to clear out all the ants and we had to leave our garbage can outside because they were in there as well.   Pro Tip:    Put down a line of dish soap when you see where the ants are coming from.   The ants won't cross that line.

Overall, I'm going to give this resort 3.5 stars.   We're willing to give this resort another try since new resorts often have little problems to work out that will be gone by the next time you visit.   I would suggest giving the resort a try because we've heard through the grapevine that they will be increasing their prices soon.   I would also be willing in a few years the area they are in won't be so isolated anymore as other companies will start building there as well.   Tulum itself is a great place to visit because most of the tourists are in Cancun and Playa Del Carmen so it's less busy and more laid back.    

     

Monday, August 11, 2014

Swing Wars Episode IV: A New Hope




So as some of you know, I'm a big advocate of the book "No More Mr Nice Guy".   If you're a guy who's been "too nice" to women all your life, go buy the book NOW.  Like a typical nice guy, we're often afraid of rocking the boat in a relationship by asking for what we want.   We're the kind of guys who focus on trying to make our women and others happy, often at the expense of our own happiness.   Thankfully I am learning to no longer be like this.

I was supposed to get a threesome for my birthday, but that fell through.   I also found out that my wife and our friend had agreed that we could do everything EXCEPT for intercourse.   I don't know about you, but in my mind I don't feel that's a TRUE threesome.

So this past weekend, I told my wife how I felt about everything.   I was nervous while doing it, but I felt that I needed to express my desires to her.  I told her that I want a TRUE threesome, and an orgy to finish our swinging with a bang.    In my earlier blogs I've talked extensively about the events that led up to us no longer swinging, and to be honest I don't like the way it all ended.    I want things to end on a more positive note with good memories instead of frustration and anger.  I knew my wife might get angry or upset over me asking for this, but I figured what the hell.   A closed mouth doesn't get fed, and you'll never get what you want in life if you don't ask or go after it.  

My wife asked me "So if you get the threesome and we have another party/orgy, will you then be satisfied?".
Honestly I hadn't given it a whole lot of thought because I expected her to say no.   I had to think about it for a day or two.   I remembered how I would always be frustrated after we would host a swingers party, because things would never go as planned.  My wife would either forget about me while she was off with other men, or there wouldn't be enough available women, etc.   I didn't know if I wanted to go through that same frustration again, especially if I wanted to end the lifestyle on a positive note.

I thought about it long and hard.   I also remembered how frustrating it was to try and find a single female for our one and only threesome.   Did I really want to go through that again.   After thinking about it, I told my wife that yes, yes I would be completely done with swinging if I was able to get a threesome and then later plan our last swingers party.   I figure that this time, I will not be in such a rush to find a woman for our threesome.   I'll take my time and pick a really awesome female that my wife and I are both attracted.   So it may take up to 2 years to find that right woman, but that's okay.    Also if we throw another party, we will be extremely selective about who we invite so that BOTH of us have a good time.   I figure if this is going to be our last hurrah, we better make it worth our time.

Surprisingly, my wife was actually receptive to the idea, but she said she wanted some time to think about it before giving me an answer.   Wish me luck guys!



  




Thursday, July 10, 2014

Threesome Surprise




So for my birthday, we planned on spending the day at the nude beach, then having a cookout at house with a few people.   Little did I know, that my wife was going to surprise me with a threesome also.   My wife had a family member pass away, so we had to reschedule my birthday celebration.    No big deal right?

Wrong.   The single female who was going to help give me the threesome has decided to work things out with ex, so she's now off the market.  It took my wife a whole year to decide to give me another one to make up for what she did, and our friend was the only single female that she really trusts.   Ain't that a bitch???    Sometimes you just can't win for losing.....LMAO.    I think I give up on ever getting another threesome, it's just not meant to be.

  

Insanity Final Results





I'll keep this short and sweet.  Here are my final Insanity results.  I'm pretty happy with my results, but I'm motivated to lose at least another 20 lbs.   I've now moved on and have started doing Tapout XT workouts. I've gone down two full pant sizes, and my confidence is through the roof.   Also as before, I'm starting to notice more women looking in my direction since I've lost some weight and have toned up, and my wife has noticed women looking at me as well.  

Fit Test 1                                                                      Fit Test 5

Weight:   253                                                                Weight:  233

Switch Kicks:     43                                                       Switch Kicks:   70

Power Jacks:      40                                                       Power Jacks:    65

Power Knees:     70                                                      Power Knees:    110

Power Jumps:     16                                                      Power Jumps:     43

Globe Jumps:      7                                                        Globe Jumps:      9

Suicide Jumps:    7                                                        Suicide Jumps:    15

Pushup Jacks:     21                                                      Pushup Jacks:     40

Low Plank Obl:  17                                                      Low Plank Obl:   50






Saturday, June 14, 2014

Insanity Fit Test IV



I decided to do my Fit Test on my Rest Day instead of doing it tomorrow.   Only have two more weeks of working out to go before I'm finished with the program.  I can't believe I let myself get so out of shape in the first place.    I've noticed that my self-confidence is through the roof and I am usually positive and upbeat instead of walking around being lethargic and pessimistic.   I've also noticed that more women seem to be looking in my direction these days.   Maybe it's because I walk around with my head held up high now and I'm always smiling, people are always more attracted to people that are confident about themselves.   This seems to have also carried over to work as well, as I seem to be more productive. I've gone down a pants size, and I think I'm about 5 lbs away from being down yet another pants size.

Also I've noticed that sex is WAY more enjoyable when you are in better shape.   Here's another incentive for men as well.  When you're fat, some of the base of your penis starts to get hidden by that fat, making your erection appear smaller than it really is.   When you start losing weight, you'll also notice your penis starts look better as well because there's not as much fat covering it up.  Combine that with my better endurance and stamina, and I feel like a porn star in my own bedroom.   My wife will testify to this as well.  *smile*   I wish I was in shape like this back when we were swinging.

I also broke past my 240 lb plateau I've been stuck at, so I'm pumped about that as well.  I added a little more protein to my diet so that seems to have helped.   I woke up this morning determined to improve in every exercise for the Fit Test and I met my goal.  I think I'll be looking pretty good when we go on vacation this summer.  

Weight:  238  (15 lbs lost)

                             Test 1             Test 2          Test 3              Test 4

Switch Kicks:        43                     53               62                    68

Power Jacks:        40                      52               55                   61

Power Knees:       70                     82                86                   100

Power Jumps:       16                     25                27                    37

Globe Jumps:        7                        8                  6                      9

Suicide Jumps:      7                       10                12                    14

Push-up Jacks:      21                   26                 29                    36

Low Plank Obl:    17                   31                 35                     45


  

Friday, June 13, 2014

Max Cardio + Insabe Abs = Passed Out



Yesterday I tried to do the impossible.    I tried to do Max Cardio and Insane Abs on the same day.   What the hell was I thinking.    I literally had to stop about 15 mins into Insane Abs.   I don't know if there is a more difficult ab workout, and if there is I sure as hell don't want to see it.

Insane Abs is 30 freaking minutes of just ab work, which is Insane by itself.   Then combine that with the fact that you're already worn out from Max Cardio which indirectly works your abs.   Shaun T must have been smoking crack to think people can do both.

On the bright side, I'm actually kinda excited for my next Fit Test.   I'm doing to do it on the Rest Day tomorrow instead of doing it with another workout like the calendar says.  

Monday, June 2, 2014

Insanity Fit Test III

I'll keep this short and sweet.    I royally screwed up two weekends ago and basically went on a "cheat weekend" as far as my diet.   I literally gained about 3 pounds over the course of three days because I was eating sausage dogs, cheeseburgers, fajitas, and drank way more alcohol than I should have.   Just goes to show you, no matter how hard you work out it will never overcome a bad diet.     My stepdaughter came to live with us for a week which meant I couldn't do the Cardio and Balance week, so I had to spend some time at the gym instead.   We went swimming on Saturday, and I did notice that I got a few more looks than normal.   I'm married so it's not like it REALLY matters, but it's always nice to notice a few women looking at you.

Trying to do my Fit Test and the Max Interval Circuit on Sunday back to back was BIG mistake.   I had to stop during the first cycle of exercises in the Circuit because I was having a hard time catching my breath and I started to feel dizzy.  Probably had a lot to do with the bad food I was eating, and not drinking enough water.  Anyway, here are my numbers:

Weight:   244  ( 9 lbs lost)
   
                           Test 1              Test 2            Test 3

Switch Kicks:         43                    53                 62
Power Jacks:          40                    52                 55
Power Knees:         70                    82                 86
Power Jumps:          16                   25                 27

Globe Jumps:            7                     8                   6
Suicide Jumps:          7                    10                  12
Push-up Jacks:         21                   26                  29
Low Plank Obl:        17                   31                  35